Technically speaking…

I would be considered a vegetarian meal since no living being was harmed in the process of eating that meal, right? He’s already a vegetarian, he just doesn’t know it yet!_ Oma:Theyd rather date a guy who is a depressed, boring slave to the system, and lives on a rat wheel.(28 September 2019) Oma:Instead of dating multi-millionaire [...]
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Sung:
What do men (especially dads and married men) think of a story where a woman is desperate to do from a DDD TO a B cup to get a guy?
(4 October 2019)

Sung:
All of the girls who bullied me for having big breasts growing up are now moms and wives at 23 and if Jesus loved me that would be me too lol.
(4 October 2019)

Sung:
All guys want flat chested girls.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
I am the type to feel guilty about everything.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
I wanted to call the nice man I met but as I said I am happy with my regular groomer and I'm scared he will be offended if I only brought my dog one time.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
I just made my dog an appointment at another place because she needs a haircut badly.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
He said he is a dog groomer and said I should bring my dog sometime.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
One day a while ago I met this nice man who has stage 4 cancer and he told me about his 8 heart attacks and 2 strokes and I just felt so bad for him.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
We didn't have an appointment made yet.
(4 October 2019)

Olive:
She ended up taking a longer vacation than she originally said so she messed up her whole schedule and now they are booked for another 7 weeks or so.
(4 October 2019)