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Johnsie:
I don't really know what he wants but he's making me uncomfortable.
(26 April 2019)

Johnsie:
He's married but we're distant cousins?
(26 April 2019)

Kristan:
Can you respect someone after sleeping with them on the first date?
(26 April 2019)

Loida:
Did you know that blondes?
(26 April 2019)

Kate:
After a woman gives birth, how long does it normally take before she is well enough to leave the house?
(26 April 2019)

Kate:
I'm NOT asking for your opinion on stay at home dads, so please keep your sexist opinions out of this.
(26 April 2019)

Kate:
How long does it normally take for the wife to heal enough to where she can start working again?
(26 April 2019)

Kate:
Let's say a couple agrees for the husband to be the one who stays at home with the baby after it is born.
(26 April 2019)

Candace:
Why would my gf text me saying she is lonely and she want me to cuddle with her?
(26 April 2019)

Candace:
I ask her but she didn't reply to my text.
(26 April 2019)