Wednesday 28 December 2016

Dude for sale. Mint condition, free upgrades!

This is a handmade, limited edition with all the features of a quality dude A good job, positive can-do attitude, busted up running shoes, a Netflix subscription, a knack for recycling, and of course, wireless Internet. This dude comes w/free upgrades such as hyperspeed laundry folding, pop culture tracking, farmer’s market shopping, and a monogrammed [...]
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Lonna:
I have been to the doctor like 4 times this year and every time they have tested me for diabetes, high blood pressure, bladder infections, utis, any type of cancers down there.
(27 December 2016)

Mellissa:
What is this wet clapping sound coming from my daughters room all night?
(27 December 2016)

Mellissa:
And sometimes it sounded like she was moving. a lot.
(27 December 2016)

Mellissa:
All I heard was wet clapping that sometimes sped up and slowed down.
(27 December 2016)

Mellissa:
What is this wet clapping sound that I hear from my daughters room all damn night.
(27 December 2016)

Lurlene:
Why did she feel the need to block me?
(27 December 2016)

Lurlene:
I never ever asked her anything about him and I didn't know they dated even so it wasn't like I was using her to get to him.
(27 December 2016)

Lurlene:
I have absolutely no idea why she felt the need to block me, even if she knew I knew him I don't know why it upset her so much.
(27 December 2016)

Lurlene:
I really don't know what I did, I know I shouldn't care but it bugs me so much because she was really awesome and I was nothing but nice to her.
(27 December 2016)

Lurlene:
I didn't even know they knew each other when we first met.
(27 December 2016)

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