Captions Anyone?

I always enjoyed captioned pictures, particularly those to do with cuckolding. I thought it might be interesting to put out an open call to the Meelp membership and see what you guys came up with. Cap_ Chu:How do you attract an older woman?(23 August 2016) Chu:I’m talking around 10 - 15 years older than you.(23 August 2016) Chu:While [...]
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Evelina:
The least he could do is at least see how I'm doing.
(30 August 2016)

Evelina:
That's the hard part for me because I shared my body with him and he doesn't seem appreciative of that.
(30 August 2016)

Evelina:
I don't really mind it coming to an end but we use to talk all the time and now we don't.
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
I need help with a girl please!!?
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
Does this mean our friendship is over and wont be the same again?
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
Should I hit her up soon or what?
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
She is a really great friend that i dont want to lose.
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
But what hurts me is that she is cutting off this amazing friendship we built.
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
I tried talking to her about this and she said that we should take a break and that I should come back and talk to her when Im over my feelings for her.
(30 August 2016)

Brynn:
What saddens me is that we honestly developed such a great friendship which i desperately do not want to lose.
(30 August 2016)